XXXXX ST. NEWS

It is a sad time for XXXXX St. merchants today as they morn the loss of a key contributor to the downtown retail district. A 'For Lease' sign was hung up at 1400 block of XXXXX St's "XXXXX XXXXXXXX". Questions are asked as to why a Victorian Institute, such as XXXXX XXXXXXXX, could have folded with the rising Gangsta market demand that this store was satisfying for the past year.

XXXXX St's reporter, Mr. S, is in the field trying to answer some of these questions.

Mr. S: January 11th, 2011 will always be remembered as what the people of XXXXX St. are now calling 'URB Day'. People have been gathering around the store, looking inside for any information as to what could have caused such a catastrophe. People are questioning where they will get their Jay Lo one piece Lycra/chainmail cutout dresses from now. Victoria is in shock, and I managed to catch up with Mrs. R of "XXXXXXXX's Outdoor Store" to see her perspective on this unfortunate matter.

Mr. S: "Mrs. S, what was your initial reaction to seeing this for lease sign this morning?"

Mrs. R: "My first thought was, what the fuck am I going to do about getting my fix every morning, I mean, I am not this fucking out there naturally you know. Common, as if anyone could run this 80 year old business with out a little help from Dr. Crack, plus he was really pushing the fashion industry as far as I am concerned. I wouldn't have brought in certain KEY sellers such as
the "Crack Attack Socks", or North Faces new "Heroin Spork". Clearly a major Entrepreneurial Player of our time."

Mr. S: "That's important information Mrs. S, Thanks for your time."

Mr. S: URB Day goes on with unanswered questions. RIP XXXXX XXXXXXXX and to the large, long-haired Native man who creepily sat outside the store chain smoking, day after day after night after night because he never closed for "business", we will sincerely miss you and after-hours business that you brought to this street.

Reporting from XXXX XXXXX St., I am Mr. S, Go Fuck Yourself!

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