It is a sad time for XXXXX St. merchants today as they morn the loss of a key contributor to the downtown retail district. A 'For Lease' sign was hung up at 1400 block of XXXXX St's "XXXXX XXXXXXXX". Questions are asked as to why a Victorian Institute, such as XXXXX XXXXXXXX, could have folded with the rising Gangsta market demand that this store was satisfying for the past year.
XXXXX St's reporter, Mr. S, is in the field trying to answer some of these questions.
Mr. S: January 11th, 2011 will always be remembered as what the people of XXXXX St. are now calling 'URB Day'. People have been gathering around the store, looking inside for any information as to what could have caused such a catastrophe. People are questioning where they will get their Jay Lo one piece Lycra/chainmail cutout dresses from now. Victoria is in shock, and I managed to catch up with Mrs. R of "XXXXXXXX's Outdoor Store" to see her perspective on this unfortunate matter.
Mr. S: "Mrs. S, what was your initial reaction to seeing this for lease sign this morning?"
Mrs. R: "My first thought was, what the fuck am I going to do about getting my fix every morning, I mean, I am not this fucking out there naturally you know. Common, as if anyone could run this 80 year old business with out a little help from Dr. Crack, plus he was really pushing the fashion industry as far as I am concerned. I wouldn't have brought in certain KEY sellers such as
the "Crack Attack Socks", or North Faces new "Heroin Spork". Clearly a major Entrepreneurial Player of our time."
Mr. S: "That's important information Mrs. S, Thanks for your time."
Mr. S: URB Day goes on with unanswered questions. RIP XXXXX XXXXXXXX and to the large, long-haired Native man who creepily sat outside the store chain smoking, day after day after night after night because he never closed for "business", we will sincerely miss you and after-hours business that you brought to this street.
Reporting from XXXX XXXXX St., I am Mr. S, Go Fuck Yourself!
blorggg (with 3 G's)
Time is still irrelevant...
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Saturday, January 8, 2011
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE
Wow...1 part of 10. Search the rest of the William Cooper conference videos. You will be shocked...
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
TILT SHIFT
"Tilt-shift photography" refers to the use of camera movements on small- and medium-format cameras, and sometimes specifically refers to the use of tilt for selective focus, often for simulating a miniature scene. Sometimes the term is used when the shallow depth of field is simulated with digital postprocessing; the name may derive from the tilt-shift lens normally required when the effect is produced optically.
You might want to mute the video...
You might want to mute the video...
Friday, December 24, 2010
WHY CHRISTMAS? RELIGION DEBUNKED
I am thankful to have been born in such an enlightened age...
Thursday, December 23, 2010
AMERICAN HERO: JIM GARRISON (R.I.P)
Here's an excerpt from the movie JFK (Oliver Stones revealing film truthfully based upon the death of former president John Fitzgerald Kennedy). Below is an incredibly dramatic and immensely telling scene from the film, between Mr. X (A dissident former American intelligence agent) and Jim Garrison (Former District Attorney of New Orleans and the only public official to hold a case in the conspiracy of surrounding JFKs death). If you haven't already seen this film, do yourself a favour!
Like Lee Harvey Oswald said after his arrest "I'M JUST A PATSY". JFK was killed as part of a coupe de tate involving the American military industrial complex. And if you don't know...now you know.
Like Lee Harvey Oswald said after his arrest "I'M JUST A PATSY". JFK was killed as part of a coupe de tate involving the American military industrial complex. And if you don't know...now you know.
PART 1:
PART 2:
WHAT THE CLASSROOM DIDN'T TEACH ME
A People's History of the Unites States by: Howard Zinn (r.i.p)
A short summary narrated by Viggo Mortensen.
Until now I never made the connection that my two most favourite authors are now deceased (Howard ZInn being one of them)...how sad.
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